William Tell

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  • Exodus states that raw manna tasted like wafers that had been made with honey. The Israelites were instructed to eat only the manna they had gathered for each day. Stored manna "bred worms and stank".
  • Non-original thought as epitomized by plagiarist David Icke is stinky stuff indeed! 
  • Half-Baked

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  • Global Goal 14 Life Under Water.



  • i see.. thank you teacher.

    its a blessing to have you in our lives...


  • wilhelm tell goes to the eye-specialist - the doctor asks him:"how bad is it?" → wilhelm shows the doctor "mister, do you see that fly on the window of the eight-floor from beyond the street?" the doctor, who has great eyes, says:"yes, i see it"...&, wilhelm says: "well, i'm sorry... i DON'T SEE IT."
  • "The Emperor Wears No Clothes" or "The Emperor Has No Clothes" is often used in political and social contexts for any obvious truth denied by the majority despite the evidence of their eyes, especially when proclaimed by the government.



  • You see, but you do not observe!

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  • The Internet is a repository for stinky, second-hand cloned thoughts as is the untrained mind.

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  • Shortly after they met, according to my mother, my father claimed he was a government agent who was being sent into outer space on a secret mission.

    So secret, in fact, the scientist overseeing the mission had created a clone of him which would live on Earth in his place, thus avoiding any suspicions about his absence on the part of the Russians.

    This clone would set up home in Japan to keep anyone from detecting that he was not the real Steve Parker. Astonishingly, my mother swallowed the whole crazy story.

    And, as if this wasn’t insane enough, he somehow persuaded her to bankroll the ‘space mission’ for the good of the country, sending him half a million dollars a year in the belief he would pass it on to the government.

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  • edited March 2019
    If you are not an outright plagiarist, simply employ a ghostwriter.

  • edited March 2019
    Why Not Go Out On a Limb? Isn't That Where the Fruit Is? 




  • When Aleister Crowley, also known as ‘The wickedest man in the world’ decided to carry out an elaborate magic ritual to raise a powerful demon spirit, he quickly started looking for a secluded property to perform it in. The ritual Crowley was about to embark upon was not for amateurs and would require a solid six months to complete. Crolwey found Boleskine House, a secluded property beside the famous Lock Ness in Scotland and began his work.

    He begun summoning spirits but had to stop half way through in order to attend to problems with one of his masonic friends in in France. After Crowley returned, he claimed that he finished the ritual and banish the majority of the spirits afterwards, however, some of the more powerful ones still reside “bricked up” in the old house.



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